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jon
@delillostan
homosexual, writer, music enjoyer, existential yet sensual young man
- Currently preparing my trader joes frozen meal in a cheap nonstick pan with generic vegetable oil and pushing it around with my black plastic spatula
- This Chinese auntie did it too but without half the pure hearted joie de vivre of the original
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00:15Opened Facebook and Reels autoplayed. First reel had 57k likes and 12,000 comments. Comments were overwhelmingly impressed old people praising a dog. This is the reel. I’m not joking. Facebook is dead. - the thing i don't get about digital nomads -- ok, you work for 8 hours a day. what the fuck do you do the rest of the time? you're in a city, you don't know anybody, you don't speak the language. there's gotta be only so many parks and museums and restaurants you can go to.
- Because I’m gay, women feel safe gossiping with me about their height preferences for guys and lemme tell you if I was a 5’8” straight guy I’d be sticking my head in the oven
- Replying to @RegionalUSFoodfinding out the coastal elites never had superman ice cream as a kid… it makes sense
- Replying to @pastoralcomicalme after social conditioning results in my only window to the world being constantly filtered through internet microtrends and destroying my ability to perceive people with no preconceived notions of their personality
- Oh to be a 31 year old gay man in 1974 sending a personal ad to a gay porn magazine from my $300 / month west village apartment that I smoke in
- This reads like a clapback tweet written by a 31 year old gay manFull lyrics to Taylor Swift's Charli XCX answer song "Actually Romantic" #TSTheLifeofaShowgirl #TaylorSwift
- anyone who didn't see this coming is unfamiliar with a very specific type of Gay Guy that brian jordan alvarez happens to exemplifyOn September 1, the day before Brian Jordan Alvarez's FX show "English Teacher" premiered, Jon Ebeling filed a police report with the LAPD and reported Alvarez to the Screen Actors Guild for a 2016 incident in which he alleges Alvarez sexually assaulted him on set.
- I’m sorry I’ve put up with this for too long. This man looks completely normal. He looks like someone you’d sit next to in chemistry. He’s buff and not unattractive but I swear this is a mass psychosis event or something.
