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@damn_elle
“𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞, 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭” - 𝐓𝐮𝐩𝐚𝐜 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐫 💛🌼 #𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫
- I think we should all watch this cat try ice cream for the first time.
00:00 - Replying to @cinnamonbusting and @hizagaIt’s like she landed on earth in a pod and they found her in a field.
- Seriously, what are the odds you’d bump into some nuns while walking your 4ft inflatable peen around town?
- Replying to @cb_dogeBecause “X” sounds fucking stupid.
- I’ve seen Bianca Censori naked more than I’ve seen myself naked.
- I don’t think Matt has seen a real life woman before. Neither have the 21k that liked that tweet.
- Had a zoom call with my son’s oncologist. Good news is, he doesn’t need any chemo. The surgeon got all the tumour out of his lung, and his body is free of cancer.
- Replying to @dating_physicsThis looks incredibly gay.
GIF - My son finishes his cancer treatment tomorrow. 🔔
