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valkyrie ๐Ÿ’ค
@crystarius
internet haver. ephemeral comic book and video game garbage. takes 2 tweets to say anything. not a follow-backer, sorry
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    valkyrie ๐Ÿ’ค
    @crystarius
    Mar 15, 2025
    Replying to @avocadoemoji
    LA people still have this mindset that people are only acceptable victims if they have their lives ruined a specific way and time. Alta/Pasadena people IMMEDIATELY started complaining that homeless people were showing up for the free food and assistance
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    valkyrie ๐Ÿ’ค
    @crystarius
    Feb 24, 2020
    Replying to @LilNasX
    My mom said I can go but she has to meet your parents first ok
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    valkyrie ๐Ÿ’ค
    @crystarius
    Feb 23, 2019
    Replying to @MelaninMagic10 and @dwnews
    Public endangerment too!!
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    valkyrie ๐Ÿ’ค
    @crystarius
    Aug 7, 2025
    Replying to @youdoingtoomuch
    20 minutes are fine, they just need to stop sneaking regular ads in between. when i saw fantastic four we got an ad for google and indeed in-between movie trailers. that is NOT ok lol
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    valkyrie ๐Ÿ’ค
    @crystarius
    Jun 2, 2021
    new death note character just dropped
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    valkyrie ๐Ÿ’ค
    @crystarius
    Mar 1, 2022
    Replying to @ppaitto @decentbirthday and @bigt1nystank
    he did say that, but he has also said that he loves to lie for fun, so who knows. he is chaos lmao
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    valkyrie ๐Ÿ’ค
    @crystarius
    Jan 2, 2021
    Replying to @humphreezius and @METALTEARSOLID
    to be fair, for whatever reason teens (esp white ppl) DID seem to look older in the 50s. idk what they was eating my grandma showing me her high school yearbook and everyone looked like they were old enough to be parents already... wasnt even her senior yearbook
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    valkyrie ๐Ÿ’ค
    @crystarius
    Mar 8, 2023
    Replying to @pixelatedboat
    gotta love that true to form, he's STILL refusing to take responsibility. not sorry he aggressively put an employee on blast, not sorry he didn't fact-check for himself only sorry for a "misunderstanding" that only supposedly arose what from other people told him
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    valkyrie ๐Ÿ’ค
    @crystarius
    Dec 20, 2022
    Replying to @gamergirlkara and @davideastUK
    "i can fix him"
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    valkyrie ๐Ÿ’ค
    @crystarius
    Jan 7, 2025
    Replying to @rogue_om
    dinah said
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    valkyrie ๐Ÿ’ค
    @crystarius
    Sep 15, 2019
    growing up poor culture is knowing the lore for tons of game franchises but never having played any games bc you couldnt afford them
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    valkyrie ๐Ÿ’ค
    @crystarius
    Jul 13, 2025
    Replying to @OhHeyPoet
    Of course you liked that shit. You were the baby, you only had to reap the rewards after your parents and 15 OLDER SIBLINGS did all the work for you LOL
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    valkyrie ๐Ÿ’ค
    @crystarius
    Aug 25, 2025
    Replying to @godsandmortaIs
    It comes off she's teasing but internally she's probably dead serious about seeing them as the Lanes instead of the Kents, I love women
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    valkyrie ๐Ÿ’ค
    @crystarius
    Aug 18, 2025
    Replying to @girldrawsghosts
    I love the way the kid casually walks right up to him, too. They already know he's their friend ๐Ÿฅน
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