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palmer
@decentbirthday
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Los Angeles, CA
Born September 6
Joined November 2015
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    @decentbirthday
    Oct 12, 2020
    Just received this rollercoaster of an email from one of my professors
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    @decentbirthday
    Jul 16, 2019
    Facebook marketplace is a different world
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    Dec 14, 2017
    It was a quiet car ride
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    @decentbirthday
    Aug 25, 2020
    Just put Skype out of business
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    @decentbirthday
    Nov 23, 2020
    Grandma out here taking NAMES this year
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    @decentbirthday
    Sep 10, 2019
    I thought my GrubHub driver died for a second
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    @decentbirthday
    May 8, 2020
    The world would be bleak without DoorDash drivers
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    @decentbirthday
    Jul 21, 2020
    Keep your real ones close
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    @decentbirthday
    Aug 2, 2020
    DoorDash workers must be protected at all costs
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    @decentbirthday
    Jul 14, 2020
    Just delivered Grubhub to this customer, and now I see why Coronavirus is kicking our ass
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    @decentbirthday
    Mar 25, 2018
    I ordered Uber Eats for my Grandma to try, and not even a day later she's taken control
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    @decentbirthday
    Dec 31, 2019
    Yet another thing they should’ve saw coming
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    @decentbirthday
    Jul 26, 2020
    My Grandma recently learned how iMessage text effects work, so naturally I’ve been documenting her using them inappropriately
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    @decentbirthday
    Jul 1, 2019
    The owner of my AirBnB has a dog named Kevin. His human-sounding name terrified me at first.