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Christoph Rehage🇪🇺

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Christoph Rehage🇪🇺

@crehage

👣 did a thing #TheLongestWay 🖥️ agonizing over a video I'm making 📘 books available 🀄️ 中文账号 @deguoziganwu ☕️ just ordered an expresso 👊🏼 #fuckputin

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Christoph Rehage🇪🇺
@crehage
Mar 2, 2024
As readers of my blog thelongestway.com might know, I recently finished walking home from China to Germany. Took a few years. Now I'm thinking about making a few videos to reply to some of the questions or thoughts you might have. So here it is: #AskMeAnything 🎉
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Christoph Rehage🇪🇺
@crehage
Jan 29, 2023
Replying to @jk_rowling
This only makes sense if you assume that the trans-movement is now in a similar position of power as the patriarchy in the early 20th century.
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Christoph Rehage🇪🇺
@crehage
Jul 27, 2025
Replying to @bitchshreksual
their dumb
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Christoph Rehage🇪🇺
@crehage
Jan 29, 2023
Replying to @crehage and @jk_rowling
I'm going to ignore my fellow dudes on here who claim that the trans community is more powerful than us men because someone somewhere got fired for misgendering a trans person. It's an undignified, bad faith argument.
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Christoph Rehage🇪🇺
@crehage
Mar 8, 2023
Replying to @pixelatedboat
this must be that "genius" those twitter blue tesla drivers keep telling me about
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Christoph Rehage🇪🇺
@crehage
Jan 18, 2023
Replying to @Saberhagendaaz and @HamHock42
failed... men? 🤯
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Christoph Rehage🇪🇺
@crehage
Apr 10, 2023
Replying to @michaeljknowles
So cute, here's another one! 🥹
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Christoph Rehage🇪🇺
@crehage
Dec 18, 2022
Replying to @kim
omg you're tweeting his aSsAsSiNaTiOn CoOrDiNaTeS
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Christoph Rehage🇪🇺
@crehage
Feb 18, 2023
Replying to @engineers_feed
Just sit the fuck down everyone.
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Christoph Rehage🇪🇺
@crehage
Mar 17, 2023
Replying to @ask_aubry
the other flexes are bad, but "for your sake let's hope we don't meet on the street" is a truly disturbing thing to say
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Christoph Rehage🇪🇺
@crehage
Feb 18, 2023
Replying to @crehage and @engineers_feed
Amazing to see how many of us dudes in here a) have apparently never had to clean a bathroom, b) think it's the epitome of manliness to pee standing up.
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Christoph Rehage🇪🇺
@crehage
Jul 18, 2023
BITTE TEILEN: KABUTZE WEG! TLTR: Mann wandert von China nach Deutschland. In München (600km vor dem Ziel) wird sein Handwagen, die Kabutze, von einer Hausmeisterei "entsorgt". Bitte um Hilfe. /1
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Christoph Rehage🇪🇺
@crehage
Oct 9, 2025
Replying to @DrewPavlou
dude you are fucking insane at this point
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Christoph Rehage🇪🇺
@crehage
Feb 2, 2023
Replying to @ask_aubry
That word "bred" is one of the most cringy and disgusting concepts these trad fash dudes have. Imagine walking around being the result of your dad at some point thinking the word "breed". I'd rather he just loved my mom. Honestly, these people make me embarrassed to be a man.
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