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    @clvtno
    Oct 31, 2019
    Me, everyday, on this godforsaken app.
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    Jun 14, 2025
    “Fuck Pakistan”
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    Eli Afriat 🇮🇱
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    Jun 13, 2025
    FUCK ISLAMIC IRAN. FUCK YEMEN. FUCK HAMAS. FUCK PAKISTAN. YOUR DAYS ARE OVER.
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    Sep 19, 2021
    She’s about to ruin the mood by asking ‘would you still love me if I was an antelope?’
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    KATI🦋
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    Sep 19, 2021
    This what I mean when I say I wanna cuddle
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    lyxe
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    Dec 30, 2024
    the Dubai work ethic is crazy they do construction work 24/7 no breaks western culture starts at 9am, finishes at 5pm. here they just KEEP working. this is the level we have to get to.
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    Dubai and the rest of the UAE have the kafala system, a brutal modern form of indentured servitude. This has been compared to slavery of yesteryears cambridge.org/core/books/rev…
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    @clvtno
    Sep 7, 2020
    Marcus Rashford: I don’t think kids should starve. Tories: Woah there, black boy. Where’s your dad?
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    @clvtno
    May 23, 2021
    Evictus by Paco Yabaggs
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    Otto Von Jizzmark
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    May 22, 2021
    If Priti Patel released a perfume what would she name it?
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    May 21, 2024
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    LOSO
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    May 21, 2024
    Kendrick clearly won the battle, but make no mistake …. Drake was doing the better rapping the whole time
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    @clvtno
    Dec 8, 2021
    The British media:
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    Oct 17, 2024
    Me after closing a multi-million pound deal:
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    @Unkle_K
    Oct 16, 2024
    I can’t believe you guys are arguing for the right to wear a durag in the office? Stop being stupid
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    @clvtno
    Apr 1, 2024
    Black Americans when you tell them they look like Africans:
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    Oct 4, 2021
    Probably the funniest sequence of tweets I’ve ever witnessed.
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    ADHB 🇵🇸
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    Oct 4, 2021
    Nah I can’t believe man was selling monkeys on the TL
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    Dec 12, 2023
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    #90sBabyShow
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    Dec 11, 2023
    When was England a proper country?
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    Jan 27, 2020
    White women when you describe them as ‘sassy’: