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Otto Von Jizzmark
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    Otto Von Jizzmark
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    Aug 20, 2022
    GREAT NEWS My campaign to limit the number of people retweeting this image and causing any upset to the Conservatives has made great progress I am now so confident that nobody will RT it that I am going to tag in @Conservatives so they can see how well we're doing. Thank you.
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    Otto Von Jizzmark
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    Jan 11, 2022
    If you need an inquiry to find out if you attended a party in your own house you probably shouldn't have access to nuclear weapons.
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    Otto Von Jizzmark
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    Apr 11, 2022
    The chancellor of a country that has over 2200 food banks is spending tax payers money on an enquiry to find out who upset his tax avoiding wife.
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    Otto Von Jizzmark
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    Mar 3, 2022
    If you want to see how quickly the conservatives can impose sanctions just go to the job centre five minutes late.
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    Otto Von Jizzmark
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    Dec 5, 2021
    "Police, what's your emergency?" "I'd like to report a burglary" "When did it happen?" "Next Thursday"
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    Otto Von Jizzmark
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    Jan 2, 2022
    The Foreign Secretary of a country with over 2000 food banks has spent £1,400 on her lunch.
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    Otto Von Jizzmark
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    Jan 27, 2022
    The Foreign Secretary of a country with over 2000 food banks has spent £500,000 of taxpayers money on a private jet.
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    Otto Von Jizzmark
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    Feb 21, 2022
    A man who needed an inquiry to find out if he attended a party in his own house has asked the public to take more personal responsibility.
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    Otto Von Jizzmark
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    May 2, 2021
    A country with more than 1,300 food banks is considering building a £200 million Royal Yacht.
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    Otto Von Jizzmark
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    Jan 24, 2022
    GREAT NEWS My ongoing campaign to limit the number of people retweeting this image and causing any upset to Boris Johnson has made great progress I am now so confident that nobody will RT it that I am going to tag in @BorisJohnson so he can see how well we're doing. Thank you.
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    Otto Von Jizzmark
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    Oct 27, 2021
    The Chancellor of a country that has over 2000 food banks and 5 million children living in poverty has reduced the price of Champagne.
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    Otto Von Jizzmark
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    Oct 24, 2021
    GREAT NEWS My campaign to limit the number of people retweeting this image and causing upset to the Conservatives has made great progress I am now so confident that nobody will RT it that I am going to tag in @Conservatives so they can see how well we're doing. Thank you. #marr
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    Otto Von Jizzmark
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    Dec 8, 2021
    If you aren't capable of noticing 40 to 50 people having a Christmas party in your house you probably shouldn't have access to nuclear codes.
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    Otto Von Jizzmark
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    Apr 6, 2021
    Only 0.7% of the British population are millionaires. 78% of all MPs are millionaires. So who does 'Representative Democracy' Represent ?