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Cloneristic

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Cloneristic

@cloneristic

1st world MAGA Maoist. Amish supremacist. EBT nationalist. Certified hoe scarer. Schizophrenia enthusiast. W1gger Vanguard Chairman. WGFB. Z0g can't touch this.

Joined April 2024

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Cloneristic
@cloneristic
Sep 29, 2024
Replying to @cloneristic
Every human falls roughly into one of three camps: normie, psychopath, or autist. These are inborn classes that don't really change through life, though each class can imitate the others for strategic advantage. Each class has a prey species and a predator species in a loop:
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Cloneristic
@cloneristic
Feb 21, 2025
Replying to @thedimitri
I did a 7 hour drive once with an Indian guy who did this the entire ride. He was talking quietly enough that I could barely hear what he was saying from the passenger seat. They just do it all day. Every day.
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Cloneristic
@cloneristic
Jul 11, 2025
Replying to @thedimitri
Works, can confirm lol. You have a slim window to pull this before you'll never know and never want to either. So if you must get it out of the way early. The real hofax report anyway is snooping through her phone, social media accounts, and device storage. Essential.
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Cloneristic
@cloneristic
Aug 12, 2025
Replying to @GeringerAdam
"I believe fascism is the true anarchism and communism is the true fascism and that's a good thing. Gaddafi is my president and the unabomber is my spiritual adviser, even though they're both dead. I believe MAGA is the modern day Maoist vanguard and I believe Pol Pot did nothing
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Cloneristic
@cloneristic
Oct 18, 2025
Replying to @prinkasusa
Women deserve all of this and worse for using the phrase "emotional labor" to describe being nice to and supporting men that actually like them. The sensitive guy doesn't make that mistake again and become the gym bro sociopath who manipulates women at a distance lol.
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Cloneristic
@cloneristic
Sep 6, 2024
Replying to @cat_bees
Putting on a full tuxedo for my gf before she gets home from work to watch a full season of Love is Blind so she knows how special she is, then going to her sister's wedding in homeless guy rags so she knows idgaf what any bitch thinks outside the home.
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Cloneristic
@cloneristic
Jul 24, 2025
Missionary is white, doggy is African, eating pussy is Hispanic/Puerto Rican (that's why they do that hiss and tongue flick), anal is Greek, cowgirl is southern, prone bone is Muslim (rape), gangbangs are Indian (also rape), blowjobs are Jewish, and handjobs are retarded.
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Cloneristic
@cloneristic
May 10, 2025
Replying to @UsingLyft
Looks aside, imagine this being your wife. Some kind of city hopping sex tourist ran through all over the US, comparing the various men on tiktok like a dating olympics. The real story is that men who know anything have her clocked and no one gaf about her dumbass job or what
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Cloneristic
@cloneristic
Oct 18, 2025
Replying to @extradeadjcb
If you've ever been to India, you'd be surprised it wasn't 300,000. There are no traffic laws or even norms. They navigate via the echolocation of constant beeping to feel out vehicle spacing. Crossing the street is a game of extreme chaos suicide frogger with 50% motorcycles.
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Cloneristic
@cloneristic
Aug 8, 2024
Replying to @KILLTOPARTY
This is why you have to start your relationship as a hookup or fwb. Then you'll know you're "worthy" of it. It's up to her to sell herself as a gf from there. I've never deliberately sought a gf in my life. Seems weird. Just chased pussy and sometimes it just happened.
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Cloneristic
@cloneristic
Sep 18, 2025
One annoying thing immigrants do is misinterpret Western status hierarchies because they can't read social cues properly, have unsophisticated aesthetic taste, and come from places with crudely reductive caste systems. A real American would know almost immediately that
Diane Yap
@RealDianeYap
Sep 15, 2025
Are you an incel or NEET who is miserable, broke and has no prospects? Don’t worry, a woman out there will still marry you. It’s just, she might look like this. That works for you, right?
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Cloneristic
@cloneristic
Nov 14, 2024
Missionary is the GOAT. It's why women grew a second butt on their chests (uneeded for feeding) to encourage pair bonding. Bestial rutting from the back is African, something you can do disinterestedly while scanning the horizon for predators.
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Cloneristic
@cloneristic
May 25, 2024
Replying to @KILLTOPARTY
Women invented negging, men are just catching up
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Cloneristic
@cloneristic
Feb 28, 2025
Replying to @Casagrandezz
Single mothers should work harder to support gamers. Always "me me me!" Enough already. All you did was take some pipe and then a baby popped out and now it's everybody else's problem? Men are on they break.
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