the minecraft movie is truly one of the worst movies i’ve ever seen but the universal reaction to “chicken jockey” im seeing made it all worth it.
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ollie
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ollie
@cittrusine
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- Replying to @windflowerliahoyoverse literally dangled paimon lore over our heads and then said ‘you can’t actually have it but you can think about it’
- Replying to @dailyftwinsthe day kaeya gets put on a banner is the day i EMPTY my bank account to c6 him
- Replying to @NecromancerSwag and @EVILSKULLDUDEi will be buried six feet under just for you The Necromancer
- Replying to @cittrusinethe people behind me took their shirts off as well as the ones in the front that were standing. that was by far the loudest theater i’ve ever been in and it was awesome
- Replying to @sighyamhis self awareness is so impressive of me !! i didn’t master the ‘i think ill be too tired to do all of this in one day so ill space it out and plan ahead’ until i was an adult 😭
- Replying to @ashoftheyearthis a cute idea but the colors made me think it was dnf im so sorry
- Replying to @robobat56ur right but also almost the entire theater was filled with 17 year old boys and i only went so my sister & cousin could see it. its so far from art its insane but i do think it was nice to have an experience where we could all just laugh at a terrible film together
- Replying to @enesfweeno because thats genuinely evil that you’d end it like that
- Replying to @tenderviolenceesorry for some reason i thought dan and phil 💀
- Replying to @cittrusinethough it was geared towards a different age group i rlly enjoyed laughing about it with a fun group. would i watch it again? no. will i always remember watching it in the theater and the fun that i had? yeah. that’s what makes a movie for me. doesn’t have to be good to be fun
- Replying to @MilimiTweet and @diluamberYEAH okay WHO saw that and said “yeah that looks fine we’re just gonna push it out anyways” ????
- Replying to @RomaTheBishop @loulouyellou and @genshinmainsthat’s not how skin tones work??? when are YOU gonna start thinking with the cogs in YOUR head 😭