The Necromancer
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The Necromancer
@NecromancerSwag
lawful neutral - 1/8th orc - wizard(18)/cleric(2)
the right to remain dead is a human right
moved to bsky.app/profile/necrom…
this shit sucks how am i supposed to reanimate thatHow Cremation Works 😯
00:00- myself: THEY HATH BARRED THE GATE! SQUIRE! GET THE BATTERING RAM AND BREAK IT DOWN! mine squire:A FELLOW KNIGHT HATH STARTED BREAKING IT DOWN. HOLY SHIT.
00:00 - gnome wizard HARASSED in public for wanting to buy clothes ??? we need to end this injusticethe ancient little wizard
00:00 - i am a necromancer it is my divine right to bring pokemon sapphire back from the dead
- can we cancel this guyJust another day in the enchanted forest
00:00 - traditional gnome armamentHorse chestnut flail 🌰⚔️ One of the nastier weapons of Fliffmellington
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there are 3 types of fantasytwt acc -Eldritch Knight Posting -Archmage Zurgothar -gimbubs the kobold- Replying to @cittrusine and @EVILSKULLDUDEthank thee so much!!
- gods i really should have become a fighter instead of this jobHelping my knight 🤍
- this shit was invented in the 13th century, your elven heritage is showingNew Sport just dropped: Medieval MMA
- this man shall grow up to be a wizard, that is a homunculusa story in two parts
- for those interested this is Huburtine's Annihilation Grid, a high level ward spell they dont teach it anymore because it was deemed too inhumane by the council 700 years ago but you can still find scrolls of it onlineWake up babe, new adhd trap just dropped
00:00 - this shall show them
Replying to @NecromancerSwagif ye look upon the moon and spot a gargantuan bleeding scar upon her pale ghoulish visage, twas me, sorry about any inconvenience this may cause
