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chris
@chrisfolse
Freelance Graphic Design / Creative Content / Washed up Music Industry Guy Born on the Bayou but swam to Long Beach
Long Beach, CA
Joined July 2009
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    small tangerines all my homies 🤝 cuties
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    i've found that one of the best ways to deal with loss and grieving is humor, and so yesterday when meeting with the funeral director for my fathers services, i get this text message not knowing my sister had his phone
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    what's wrong babe? you've hardly touched your tame empanadas.
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    my grandma saw you from across the bingo hall, she hates your vibes. we're going to kick your ass
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    Replying to @chrisfolse
    our dad shared our sense of humor and would have absolutely laughed his ass off at this
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    if you're cold, they're cold. bring them inside.
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    hey @dinoman_j I made your little dinosaur my background and now when i get a text it's like they're reading it to me and I love that :)
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    seriously is everything ok? you haven't even touched your Filet Minion.
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    I couldn't sleep last night so I went ahead and redesigned the louisiana state flag
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    i bet the ketamine at the kentucky derby is like, top notch
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    my neighbors pumpkin is 💯
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    wife swap but for wook couples and house music couples: "Jared has seen bassnectar 57 times, but tonight he's been given ketamine, blindfolded, and is about to be front row at an Armin van Buuren show with his new wife for the week, Kaleigh"
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    Replying to @chetporter
    it's even better with some of his old tweets