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chris
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Freelance Graphic Design / Creative Content / Washed up Music Industry Guy
Born on the Bayou but swam to Long Beach
Long Beach, CA
Joined July 2009
- i've found that one of the best ways to deal with loss and grieving is humor, and so yesterday when meeting with the funeral director for my fathers services, i get this text message not knowing my sister had his phone
- my grandma saw you from across the bingo hall, she hates your vibes. we're going to kick your ass
- Replying to @chrisfolseour dad shared our sense of humor and would have absolutely laughed his ass off at this
- hey @dinoman_j I made your little dinosaur my background and now when i get a text it's like they're reading it to me and I love that :)
- I couldn't sleep last night so I went ahead and redesigned the louisiana state flag
- i bet the ketamine at the kentucky derby is like, top notch
- bruh and slime
- wife swap but for wook couples and house music couples: "Jared has seen bassnectar 57 times, but tonight he's been given ketamine, blindfolded, and is about to be front row at an Armin van Buuren show with his new wife for the week, Kaleigh"










