coachella’s postponed, the NBA is suspended, there’s a travel ban to europe, tom hanks has corona virus.. if you’re still doubting the severity of all of this, i encourage you to do some more reading. you and i might be able to fight it off, but i’m not sure if my parents can
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- i’m back. the trump supporters thought they could take me off twitter... i AM twitter. i can’t be killed. this only made me more powerful. president donald j trump is a racist child molester
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- i accidentally sent the promo company this pic of a dog instead of my album cover and now there's 3,000 of these all over the country. great
- if she is mean to him i swear to godNardwuar announces his interview with Chappell Roan will be dropping soon.
- 2 years ago leah texted me for notes. i answered 1 year later saying i'd look for them. i just answered again
- Replying to @chetporterwe made it 4 hours. much longer than i thought. fuck donald trump
- also worth noting: because you guys went and started an entire army of chet porter accounts, twitter had to give me my checkmark back so people would know which one is real lol. so thank you
- try injecting bleachTonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER!
- one time me and some friends were in an elevator with drake and after 20 seconds of complete silence he goes “not every day you’re in an elevator with drake”What’s ya most awkward or interesting celebrity interaction you have had? Lol I have so many 😂
- new flume is soooo fucking good wow. fuck. i haven’t actually heard it yet i’m just tweeting this in advance cos i know it’s gonna be fire. but wow so fucking good tho eh
- tame impala making house music is the best thing to ever happen
- when my roommates think i’m feeling down they slide notes under my bedroom door throughout the day


















