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Chopper Face (Parody) ๐ŸŒ‘
@chopperface69
Drag racing on the Information Superhighway since 1997. You are my alt ID! RTs and likes of this account are endorsements.
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Joined June 2017
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    Be warned! RTs or likes of any of my Tweets constitutes an endorsement of all my other Tweets and all other opinions past, present and future Iโ€™ve had or will have online, offline or even in just my head as well as those same views of every person Iโ€™ve ever retweeted or liked.
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    Replying to @kitten_beloved
    Wow did this just spamming the start button. Hilarious.
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    Replying to @_STBTD_ and @VitoGesualdi
    He did. With a large expensive roach trap.
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    Replying to @markedly
    So? So? Any big plans for the weekend? Oh you know. Same old same old. Yeah. Yeah. Do you still (thing you havenโ€™t done in a decade) Yeah no. Not in a long time really. Cool. *sip*
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    Replying to @LocalSoundwave
    Yeah thereโ€™s a rule about this. Just google โ€œStranger Things Rule 34โ€ to learn about it.
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    Replying to @nickisanders and @nickilsanders
    Sometimes it is nice that our beauty doesnโ€™t affect our childrenโ€™s ability to love us. Iโ€™m reminded of this when my children describe my physical appearance. My daughter once said I look like Olaf because we have the same hair.
    GIF
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    Replying to @jbfan911
    When youโ€™ve had enough heartbreakers, might as well get with a man whoโ€™s job is the fix them.
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    Replying to @bashfoal
    I canโ€™t imagine as a parent not thinking my child was the prettiest anything.
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    Replying to @Urzaz and @3clipse_tt
    Mewtwo: โ€œI was going to clone your Bidoof but I see you already have a bunch of duplicates so can I just have one?โ€
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    Replying to @OrwellNGoode
    Itโ€™s silly but a person should not be ashamed for trying to educate themselves.
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    Replying to @Wtfportland1
    When road rage incidents in your neighbourhood start sounding like this your rent is about to go up.