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Chopper Face (Parody) 🌑
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Drag racing on the Information Superhighway since 1997. You are my alt ID! RTs and likes of this account are endorsements.
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    Chopper Face (Parody) 🌑
    @chopperface69
    Jan 6, 2018
    Be warned! RTs or likes of any of my Tweets constitutes an endorsement of all my other Tweets and all other opinions past, present and future I’ve had or will have online, offline or even in just my head as well as those same views of every person I’ve ever retweeted or liked.
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    Chopper Face (Parody) 🌑
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    May 26, 2025
    Replying to @kitten_beloved
    Wow did this just spamming the start button. Hilarious.
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    Chopper Face (Parody) 🌑
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    Sep 14, 2019
    Replying to @_STBTD_ and @VitoGesualdi
    He did. With a large expensive roach trap.
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    Chopper Face (Parody) 🌑
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    Feb 17, 2024
    Replying to @PatWallace
    Did it start out like this?
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    Chopper Face (Parody) 🌑
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    Feb 2, 2023
    Replying to @markedly
    So? So? Any big plans for the weekend? Oh you know. Same old same old. Yeah. Yeah. Do you still (thing you haven’t done in a decade) Yeah no. Not in a long time really. Cool. *sip*
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    Chopper Face (Parody) 🌑
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    Jul 17, 2025
    Replying to @LocalSoundwave
    Yeah there’s a rule about this. Just google “Stranger Things Rule 34” to learn about it.
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    Chopper Face (Parody) 🌑
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    Jul 20, 2022
    Replying to @Seb_Lampan and @OrwellNGoode
    The scary part is she probably can.
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    Chopper Face (Parody) 🌑
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    Oct 29, 2025
    Replying to @nickisanders and @nickilsanders
    Sometimes it is nice that our beauty doesn’t affect our children’s ability to love us. I’m reminded of this when my children describe my physical appearance. My daughter once said I look like Olaf because we have the same hair.
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    Chopper Face (Parody) 🌑
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    May 18, 2024
    Replying to @jbfan911
    When you’ve had enough heartbreakers, might as well get with a man who’s job is the fix them.
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    Chopper Face (Parody) 🌑
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    Oct 25, 2022
    Replying to @Gary__ElCaracol and @OrwellNGoode
    The cop.
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    Chopper Face (Parody) 🌑
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    Jul 9, 2023
    Replying to @bashfoal
    I can’t imagine as a parent not thinking my child was the prettiest anything.
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    Feb 17, 2022
    Replying to @Urzaz and @3clipse_tt
    Mewtwo: “I was going to clone your Bidoof but I see you already have a bunch of duplicates so can I just have one?”
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    Chopper Face (Parody) 🌑
    @chopperface69
    Oct 27, 2022
    Replying to @OrwellNGoode
    It’s silly but a person should not be ashamed for trying to educate themselves.
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    Chopper Face (Parody) 🌑
    @chopperface69
    Jul 2, 2022
    Replying to @Wtfportland1
    When road rage incidents in your neighbourhood start sounding like this your rent is about to go up.