This moment from The Simpsons remains evergreen.
Chip
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Chip
@chippel
Doctor of Etymology. The smartest guy you know. Follows, Retweets, Likes, and Endorsements are not endorsements even if explicitly stated other wise.
- Replying to @CowGirlKisserEuropeans faint a the sweltering temperature of 79°. They cannot be trusted tk understand the severity of our weather.
- Replying to @HoppydoesntreadI like the implication that Shaggy either evaded arrest or simply died before he could be apprehended.
- Replying to @TelepeturtleDude your entire career is drawing softcore pornography.
- Replying to @reddit_liesIf you ever read reviews of Lolita, you'll notice that all the people who think it's a legitimate romance novel instead of a psychological horror are women.
- Replying to @AkumabatThere is no conceivable reality in which Peter Parker is able to afford a Five Guys burger.
- Replying to @DeclouxJThe law didn't even work the way he said he did. So he was straight up just commiting statutory rape.
- Replying to @ShitpostRockThe man who doesn't like pickles on his burger longs for the woman who really like and will eat those pickels.
- Replying to @u_m_a_m_iIs your gym located within the confines of a Tom and Jerry cartoon?
- Replying to @fleshsimulatorI knew a Korean kid who was adopted by a black couple and they just named him Isaiah but when he turned 13 they let him change his name and he changed it to Guitar Hiro.
- Replying to @DanBoyWonderBen using a racial slur is not only not "out of pocket" but is totally in character.
- Replying to @realwow_maoPeople just forget that Tel Aviv is just like if LA was surgically removed from the west coast of the US and dropped in the Middle East.