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C H E L B! π
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C H E L B! π
@chelbb_
idiot | Fractional Social Strat Director behind your fav brands | Music Tech/CPG advisor @ciphermusic_ @zestyz_ official | Not actually Italian
- Transgender operations *spins giant wheel* on illegal aliens *spins giant wheel* in prison
- currently eating at a restaurant in Edinburgh where they presented a variety of knives and asked me to βchoose the knife that speaks to me mostβ for consumption of my meal
- this is the funniest thing i have ever seen how have i not known about this for four and a half years
i didn't realize my love language was slack emojis until i had to work in microsoft teams. there are 0 custom emojis allowed but there IS an official microsoft sticker of a hammerhead shark in a business suit hanging his head in shame, with the caption "we got sued" - oh to be a small bottle of shampoo, nestled gently inside the nook of a larger bottle of shampooWhile Carry On shampoo primarily comes in a large jug with a handle that makes it easy to carry around, it also fills its own void with a tiny elliptical travel-size version of itself. l8r.it/uErg
- weβre the daughters of the bajas they couldnβt blast
- Itβs like watching ants work together to carry a potato chip
- A concept: a chicken Caesar wrap, but in Crunchwrap supreme form. The crunch? A big parm crisp. Thanks.
- Bowen Yang is about to have the performance of a lifetimeGeorge Santos has officially been expelled from Congress.
- Raises to whoever thought of the fish tossing tunnelJust chuckinβ fish for the walk out ππ x.com/BR_OpenIce/staβ¦
- our father, who art in heaven, gabba be thy gool
