currently eating at a restaurant in Edinburgh where they presented a variety of knives and asked me to βchoose the knife that speaks to me mostβ for consumption of my meal
i didn't realize my love language was slack emojis until i had to work in microsoft teams. there are 0 custom emojis allowed but there IS an official microsoft sticker of a hammerhead shark in a business suit hanging his head in shame, with the caption "we got sued"
While Carry On shampoo primarily comes in a large jug with a handle that makes it easy to carry around, it also fills its own void with a tiny elliptical travel-size version of itself. l8r.it/uErg