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NOT Adam Neumanns Chief of Staff
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NOT Adam Neumanns Chief of Staff
@cheafofstaff
parody account, as mentioned in tech crunch, WSJ, NYT, the poast
- Yo if your name is Omar and you’re from San Rafael, your girl Jessica who works at Starbucks is cheating on you. I’m waiting for my food and she’s talking about it with her coworkers behind the counter.
- Someone should invent a substance with the euphoric effects of alcohol and the stimulant effects of caffeine.
- Checking in on the herman miller startup health index, not looking good.
- Replying to @SchrodingrsBrat“In what ways has God punished you for the sins of your parents?”
- Gonna be real with y’all young ppl. Unless you’re literally a god among men, just become a banker, consultant, doctor, or lawyer. Don’t even bother with tech.
- Replying to @coldhealingThis what sociopaths recite to themselves when they fall asleep alone each night
- Looking back, I can’t think of anyone who regularly used drugs like aderall or modafinil in college and is now extraordinarily successful. They’re all managers / senior managers in consulting firms or VPs at banks.
- Dudes will literally pay $6k a month for a pre-war 3rd floor walkup overlooking a homeless encampment instead of paying 5k a month for this
- Dude built like a XanaxWatch Serena Williams And Husband Alexis Ohanian Take A Swim On Vacation In The South Of France (Pics-IG-Vids) bit.ly/3pXtVdY
- The most undervalued asset of a CEO is a good coke hookup. Coke saves me 60% of time. I'm able to run a tech startup, coach 7 CEO's every month, write & surf every day, guest host clubhouse rooms, cook dinner and read every night.
- Imagine the fucking cringe buzz about GPT at Deloitte when they find out about it in 6 months. They’re going to spend 100s of millions creating a new business unit around it with some hokey mandate like “leveraging Cognitive™ as a business strategy across the enterprise”
- turns out civilians do need missile launchers sometimes after all
