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The worst part of being nonbinary is not getting to shout anything during Hey Ya
Carson Olshansky
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Carson Olshansky
@carsonolshansky
Writer and comic. they/them. Link to mailing list for updates on live shows, etc
Joined July 2012
- Aubrey Plaza answers the question “what if eeyore was a hot human woman”
- Lesbians on tv don’t just have to be a blonde and a brunette. They also have to be a nice one and a mean one.
- Powerpuff girls c. 2003 making teen buttercup look like this and not like this delayed a whole generation of coming-outs by like a decade
- Big day, discovered a new kind of jealousy (being jealous of someone for getting something I also have)
- Weird that Rorschach made so many paintings of my mom
- My name’s Carson now. Tell me you like it - you don’t even have to mean it
- Kristen Stewart them photos oh shit thought this was the search bar
- A handful of gender jokes from @Feldfrog and @RACH4_theSTARZ 's Live Forever show at Life World 🎥 : @mariah_oxley
00:00 - Totally fine that my therapist ends all her texts to me with periods. That’s probably a code of ethics thing.
- Jealous of this train. I’d love to be held momentarily.
- People get so upset about the existence nonbinary people, but like, I promise I didn’t choose to be trans just to annoy you. I chose to be trans to annoy my parents.
- Nonbinary in that when I wear orange, I look like Velma, and when I wear yellow, I look like Arthur
- I know the Brooklyn comedy scene can be a little intimidating for folks just getting started, especially the girls and gays, so here are some tips for finding your place: -little shirt -big pants -be bisexual