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Benny Feldman
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- My buddy lost his job to AI. It was his job to chug thousands of gallons of water at a data center
- Sometimes you go to a city and itβs like. Okay yeah, I guess that yogurt company had to have a headquarters somewhere
- I would sit down with Squidward and be the first person to just truly listen.
- Limos are such a funny status symbol. Like yeah, Iβm rich. Did you see how long my car
- (Guy whoβs been in two relationships) There are two types of women,
- Ratatouille is the name of the food. The rat is called doctor ratatouille
- My son just came home after getting a ton of body modifications. Looks like he got the feathers of a duck, the beak of a duck, the feet of a duck, Honestly this might not be my son
- When playing chess, one of the most devastating moves your opponent can play is the dreaded check mate. This pretty much fucks you
- For sale: ship of theseus Condition: used, like new
- (The gaslighting magician) This is your card






