when children get into the "why" phase, it is the dad's duty to step in and drive the children to exhaustion with explanations deeper than they could have expected
from this perspective, it's clear that mansplaining serves an obvious evolutionary function
caesararum, BS, DOGS
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Dropped Out of Grad School (DOGS) // assume replies are "yes, and" // maybe we could try writing good software? // we are going to win
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