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smooth brained brat
@c0wbitch
it’s my world ur just livin in it | tiktok: kzlackk
Orlando, FL
Joined August 2014
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    Thinking about the homeless man in Austin who I used to pay $15 to watch my car while I went out and one night I came back and all the cars around mine were broken into except mine and he was sitting on my hood and said “I ain’t let em touch this one miss Kenzie!!!”
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    remember quarantine when everyone was making bread and dancing and making art and taking care of plants and just learning new useful skills and we got a small glimpse into what life is supposed to be like
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    i’m at the emergency room and this is the room they put me in. i’m fucking crying what is this. this would only happen to me
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    Replying to @c0wbitch
    Every time I tell my friends this story they say “he was probably the one breaking into cars” 1. I don’t think so he seemed like a very nice man 2. Idc tbh if it costs me $15 a few weekends out of the month for him to not break into my car and get me free parking I’ll take it
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    Replying to @c0wbitch
    He also used to take other peoples parking vouchers and give them to me <3 miss him
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    Replying to @c0wbitch
    You’re only allowed to @ me about “only giving him $15” when I was 19 if you go outside rn and give your local homeless person a 20 and attach the vid to your comment thanks
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    my dad fr called me and said “this is so sad. all charlie kirk ever did was spread love and togetherness” and i couldn’t even fathom a response so he hung up on me LMFAO
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    welcome to my job HAHAHAHAHA
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    he’s really everywhere i go. i consider him a positive omen. some people have angel numbers. i have shaquille o’neal.
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    Replying to @alli_s0n_
    Why do I feel like it’s the same man 😂😂
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    anybody else just sleep with a small stockpile of stuff next to them
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    Five things that should NEVER go near your vagina bit.ly/2t25KPz
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    I didn’t go back to Austin for a while and ever since I started going again haven’t seen him since! Hoping he got off the streets 🤍