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baby carrot
@alli_s0n_
don’t follow me
Austin, TX
Born August 5
Joined December 2011
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    Replying to @c0wbitch
    Omg! I knew a man like this! He’d help me back in or squeeze into tight spots & one time I didn’t have cash so I gave him a whiteclaw & he yelled “DONT NOBODY FUCK WITH THIS CAR!!!” Not all hero’s wear capes 🖤
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    Replying to @c0wbitch
    Austin isn’t that big, it probably is 😭🥰
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    GIF
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    You lost $107 using a coin star. I would NEVER. my parents made us sit there and roll those coins before taking them to the bank 🏦
    Always remember to save your coins kids.
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    Hey I hate to ask but can y’all send me your hard earned money so I can go fuck this guy I met in another state? Don’t wanna spend my own money because I don’t have any or a real job so that’s why I’m asking. 😁😄😃 oh I have mental health problems too. So feel bad for me.
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    Ok but do you see thE GuYy THAT DOES A FUCKING BACKFLIP IN THE CENTER BEFORE THE MOSH PIT @Zomboy @TheMarcSM @BassMusicFamily
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    I look like fucking Godzilla destroying the city of Tokyo when I try to shuffle someone help
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    Replying to @bassbutterflyyy
    It’s like the Fyre festival of glitter
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    Love me a good drugs promo tweet((((: drop your promotion of taking drugs pics below!!! Can we get a thread of everyone promoting drug use pls?!?!
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    Replying to @PattrikPerez @KVUE and 2 others
    HAHAHAH maybe there is a god
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    Replying to @therubbyduck
    LOL STOP I WAS STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO THEM CRACKING UP 🤣
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    “If only u knew how mean she really is. U’d know that I'm not allowed to wear *glitter nails*, right? Yeah! 2 years ago she told me *glitter nails* were HER thing & I wasn't allowed to wear them anymore.”
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