One day my children will understand the greatness from which they hail
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Bryan Callen
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Bryan Callen
@bryancallen
“Man Tears” Available Now
- This is outrageous! The people disagree! They tear at my clothes, Chris! Bastard!Me watching Bryan Callen‘s stand up
- Hey @JenKirkman Why don’t you come on my podcast & we can actually MEET and TALK. I would love to discuss why you are so passionately invested in destroying the life of someone you don’t know based solely on hearsay. That’s a real offer.
- This BASTARD!!
00:00 - Look at this bastard taking MY DAY and turning it into HIS day! I have another show to do tonight and he’s ruined EVERYTHING
00:00 - Check it kids. M’spinoff tonight. If they like the social media response it could be big. @TheGoldbergsABC 8 PM
- Not sure what’s going on in NYC but it looks like hundreds of people are closing in on the fights wearing Dana White masks?
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00:00- I got see @bryancallen do standup in Boston & talk after. I've been a fan from MADtv to 10 min pod, TFATK & on @joerogan. He's one of the funniest people on the planet. As an MIT scientist, I can objectively say that he's at least 2 times funnier than @chrisdelia ;-) #soldoutshow
- I teach fighting now. Come to my seminar tomorrow at Tempe.improv.com or thurs-Sat at standuplive.com. #killinseconds.
00:00 - Did the entire @TimboSugarshow in this position after having the honor of training with the kinetic artist I call “Strong Water” but you know as @SugaSeanMMA and his awesome coach - the man I call “Hard Red” or @TimwelchMT . Stay tuned for raw footage of our training sessions
- Censorship is real! God forbid you express an unpopular thought!
