Chris D'Elia (@chrisdelia) / X

Chris D'Elia

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Chris D'Elia

@chrisdelia

Twitter is free. You want good shit, pay for it. chrisdelia.com

Joined December 2008

Chris D'Elia
@chrisdelia
May 1, 2018
At least when my career dies you can film it and put it on YouTube.
Logan Paul
@LoganPaul
May 1, 2018
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 im laughing cuz now i know why your comedy career took a dive
Chris D'Elia
@chrisdelia
Mar 20, 2020
So weird a guy ate a bat halfway across the world and now I can’t go to the gym.
Chris D'Elia
@chrisdelia
May 1, 2018
Thanks, how does it feel to have your name finally attached to something funny?
Logan Paul
@LoganPaul
May 1, 2018
... but not gonna lie this single tweet is funnier than your entire netflix special
Chris D'Elia
@chrisdelia
Jan 15, 2020
Not only will I wear nike w adidas I will ALSO wear a puma hat AND a Reebok tennis skirt fuck all this shit.
gabi
@IAM_GabrielJM
Jan 13, 2020
or adidas pants with Nike’s 😂
Chris D'Elia
@chrisdelia
Jan 28, 2020
Imagine thinking she ACTUALLY was so secretly racist that THIS was the time she was like “Fuck it. I gotta say the N word.” Anyone who thinks she REALLY said it is a fuckin straight up moron.
Alison Morris
@AlisonMorrisNOW
Jan 26, 2020
Earlier today, while reporting on the tragic news of Kobe Bryant’s passing, I unfortunately stuttered on air, combining the names of the Knicks and the Lakers to say “Nakers.” Please know I did not & would NEVER use a racist term. I apologize for the confusion this caused.
Chris D'Elia
@chrisdelia
Mar 18, 2020
These people are absolute dogshit lol.
Dena Grayson, MD, PhD drdenagrayson.bsky.social
@DrDenaGrayson
Mar 18, 2020
😱#Florida spring-breakers: “If I get #corona, I get corona....I’m not going to let it stop me from parting.” #Coronavirus “is really messing up my spring break.” “This virus ain’t that serious.” We’re “trying to get drunk before everything closes.”
Tim Hogan
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Chris D'Elia
@chrisdelia
Nov 29, 2018
You are mad someone is making fun of your girls name and you named her “Abcde”? What did you... think... was... gonna... happen...
Chris D'Elia
@chrisdelia
Jul 23, 2019
Hey just wait to do a tiktok until everything is okay
Chris D'Elia
@chrisdelia
Nov 25, 2018
This guy asks for a picture. Dwight Howard was nice enough to take it with him. Then this asshole finds out Dwight Howard is gay and uses the picture to slur him because of that. This is the worst kind of asshole.
Chris D'Elia
@chrisdelia
Dec 6, 2015
Maybe like a scientist or a doctor probably.
TIME
@TIME
Dec 6, 2015
.@Caitlyn_Jenner or @KimKardashian: Who should be TIME's Person of the Year? #TIMEPOY ti.me/1XKSn0I
Chris D'Elia
@chrisdelia
Jul 22, 2018
I’m not sorry for any of the jokes I’ve ever made in my life. I don’t give a fuck what you think about it. Figure your own shit out if your feelings are hurt. 😀
Chris D'Elia
@chrisdelia
Aug 13, 2019
Uh... 4?
Bebe Rexha
@BebeRexha
Aug 12, 2019
There’s no age that you can’t be be sexy.
Chris D'Elia
@chrisdelia
Nov 10, 2019
Honestly? I can’t believe people would care about this EITHER way. If someone called it a holiday tree. Who. Absolutely. Gives a shit? It matters zero. Call it a fuckin Subaru I don’t give a shit.
Scott Walker
@ScottWalker
Nov 8, 2019
This is a Christmas Tree that is used by people celebrating Christmas 🎄 This is not a holiday tree.
Chris D'Elia
@chrisdelia
Jan 28, 2020
I didn’t know you were following me or even that you existed until you tweeted this. But honestly it sucks now that I have to quit the business. Let me know if you ever change your mind and start following me again so I can absolutely keep making fucking millions of dollars.
M
@amandabaggyo
Jan 28, 2020
Replying to @chrisdelia
Honestly unfollowing you for this.