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julia hava
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julia hava
@binchcity
jewess in distress | co-host of binchtopia pod
Joined January 2017
- Getting sepsis from a broken glove cuz your surgeon wanted to wear this honker into the OR
- It’s so crazy how easy it is NOT to cheat. Like it’s really not that hard. And yet men are on here acting like they’re fighting demons every day
- I so mindfully chose a couch, waited months and months for it to arrive and it’s literally two different colors and fabrics 😌😍
- Joe Biden: I have hidden five rapid tests in chocolate bars across the country. The winners will receive a full tour of my factory as well as a lifetime supply of chocolate
- Girlboss behavior is waking up at 7 am from anxiety but staying in bed til noon because you’re paralyzed by the fear of facing reality
- We should’ve known Trump was gonna win just based on the cultural impact of Hawk Tuah
- The Supreme Court overturning Roe V. Wade while the whole country is distracted by an inconsequential event celebrating extreme wealth is, unfortunately, the most symbolic representation of America rn
- Me when I eat yogurt in the morningwhen i wake up before 10 am i feel like her
- me tightening a single screw: okay bob the buildress vibes...
- Obsessed with their whole family’s commitment to the bitKylie Jenner confirms again: “I have never had plastic surgery in my life.”
- The United States?
- Pete Davidson is gonna date Queen Elizabeth next
- Being 25 means you’re too old for Leo DiCaprio and too young for Yung Gravy
