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¿alex?
@hoemoticon
i like making y’all laugh. instagram: @/hoe.moticon
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    i remember the time the starbucks cashier told me “43 cents” and i replied with “keep the change” and he said “no you need to pay 43 cents more”
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    the 1% of bacteria left on my hands after i use hand sanitizer
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    $25 $30 +$5 shipping + $0 shipping
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    me running to my room before my mom sees the unnecessary things that i bought
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    me hyping up my friends selfies even though i saw it for approval hours before they posted
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    me: “i’m gonna start saving my money” my friends: “lets go out to eat today” me:
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    my friends supporting my bad driving
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    how my schoolwork looks at me when i yawn at 9:35PM
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    me now that i’m old enough to understand the family drama
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    this cat looks like bella’s baby in twilight
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    they had a zoey101 reunion and oh my god they changed so much
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    me trying to explain to google a song i heard 2 years ago
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    pennywise: “i can pay your college tuition” me:
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    “girllll tell me why i almost missed my exit”
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