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every time a new stranger things season drops ppl r like "we all love blorpy, the beloved new character" and then a week later "how could they just kill blorpy like that" open your eyes- I actually appreciate that this is a joke among dumb people on dating apps itโs like when poisonous frogs are colorful
- Is it possible he just put on weight cuz heโs not railing coke anymoreneed the doctor who did john mulaneyโs jawline implant in jail thanks
- kids are reading Hatchet. they have to do a problem/solution worksheet for the main problem of the book. one kid raises his hand. "is this an ok solution?" he asks. written on the paper in bad 5th grade boy handwriting is HE KILLS HIMSELF
- i am so fucking stupid. I haven't watched Severance yet bc I thought it was an adaptation of book Severance by Ling Ma, a book I love, and I thought it was fucked up they changed the main characters race. it's not an adaptation of that book. they aren't alike at all. oh my god.
- Replying to @wyrmwrightultimately I said it wasn't a correct thing to put cuz the problem is "he's trapped in the wilderness" and if he killed himself he'd still be in the wilderness just dead
- Replying to @KeyJay115?????? Paul is a โchosen oneโ thoughโฆhe was part of the Bene Gesseritโs breeding program to fulfill the Kwisatz Haderach prophecy. In fact his entire arc in the first book is grappling with this role.
- Replying to @gracecamille_reminds me of the week I told people to stop using Amazon prime on tumblr and suddenly every disabled veteran living in an Alaskan food desert was in my inbox
- Replying to @evemmoresorry that happened to you but youโre a genius I fear
- Replying to @KeyJay115But isnโt that the more interesting part of Paulโs character? The prophecy is engineered, and yet he fulfills it. Heโs the product of their manipulation that they try to abandon and he still fills the role without them.
- Replying to @gally420Chicago core I kept following lesbians around today like wyd. Lead me to an art show
