Grace
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i have read Infinite Jest 5 times
- our friends got married and instead of hyphenating they just dropped both their last names and took on a new one they made up. You can really just do whatever you want d
- taco bell menu is like ok we have exactly 9 ingredients. which of these 38 ways do you want them presented fo you
- every time they try to make him look bad I’m like whoa. He’s like the best guyThrowback to Zohran Mamdani at a Nakba protest 2021. Just going to leave it right here.
- bodega cashier and cook had argument over the price of my wrap that ended in cook quitting on the spot
- First ever dinner w coworker and she was like “I’m going to go cruising tonight” and i was like i dont think that means what you think it does and she was like “im going to try to find a stranger to have sex with in public”. Like ok that’s my b
GIF - zoom meeting today began with my boss saying, “if you were me, would you fire you?”
- My little sister and her bf stayed with us recently and he fixed a few things without telling anyone. Super thoughtful obviously but for like a full week we were panicking thinking that someone broke in and like, fixed the hinge on our bathroom cabinet. Very confusing













