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Kelly Bachman
@bellykachman
New York, NY
Joined October 2018
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    Yes, you will lose friends if you speak out about the genocide. LOSE THEM.
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    Every “I will adopt your baby” girlie I have ever met has the vibes of the literal last person I would ever trust with a child
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    well well well if it isn’t the personality that my birth control pills have been suppressing for 13 years
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    how do I explain to my landlord that @JoeBiden has my rent money and this is really between them two
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    infect grandma don’t visit grandma 🤝 my mom saying “you know this is really going to kill your grandmother”
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    Keep getting new followers today is it because my tweets are so fire? lol fuck Weinstein and thanks @ambercrollo ILY #mysecondtweet
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    this is what happens when artists don't like u
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    what does a male queen even wear to coronation isn’t that gonna be awkward
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    Hey y’all, I wrote an Op-ed for @nytimes about what I’ve been thinking on this last week. For the portrait I decided on an outfit that I wore on a night I was raped. I’m not sure why I still have that, but it felt very punk rock! Thank you all for your support ❤️ Means the world
    When Harvey Weinstein showed up at a bar, comedian Kelly Bachman (@bellykachman) couldn't ignore the elephant in the room. Here, she writes about why she spoke up, and why it matters. nyti.ms/2MVAXhh
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    so just so we're clear, Bill Cosby is out of jail, Louis C.K. is touring, Chris D'elia is still doing shows in LA and cancel culture has absolutely gone...too far
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    ending my trauma induced celibacy for an emotionally available lover who is seeking a meaningful relationship and who is also patient enough to respect my boundaries while building emotional intimacy with me until I’m confident that I’ve worked through my trust issues girl summer
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    seeing a lot of erasure of lonely sluts with dogs this week??? we exist and also have giant dildos
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    I used to share an office space with a Hedge Fund. Every day one of the men there noticed me, they asked if I was a new secretary. Thinking of them this week🥰