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amber rollo
@ambercrollo
Joined April 2010
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    all dog costumes should have fake arms so the front paws are the feet. i realize this now. x.com/DannyDeraney/s…
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    creepiest cooking vid i’ve ever seen
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    ok, people might get mad at me. but the way gen z uses “pov” in videos, with the camera facing them, is the same thing as how they can’t accept protagonists who are different from them. in their mind the person in front of the camera IS them, always has been.
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    Harvey Weinstein statement called me "downright rude." You know what's rude? Rape. GTFOH
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    went to look at a house that was surprisingly affordable. it was tiny, 1 bathroom, right next to the freeway. not ideal, but i thought great, maybe this is the way to own our own home! then i saw an agent showing a couple around & heard “it could be airbnbed”. sold for 100k over
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    i asked matt if he could pick up a hammer from the hardware store and he came back with this. it totally works, but i think the guy sold matt his personal hammer? did he just go to some guys house thinking it was a hardware store? so many questions
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    Replying to @ambercrollo
    Kelly (@bellykachman) is my hero. Just a general fuck you to the Freddy Krueger in the room.
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    ***TW Sexual Assault*** Hey everyone. You might have seen my tweet about cursing out Harvey Weinstein last night. As a rape survivor I'm so furious and sad and frustrated. Here is a thread about what happened.
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    my 5 month old was wailing yesterday because she was sleepy so i told her "your problem is you haven’t experienced any hardship, so to you mild discomfort is trauma" she stopped crying, looked at me & said "life is hardship, yet i cling to it, it is the only thing that is real"
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    As someone who just got a paycheck from a class action suit against the NYPD for unlawful and violent arrests during the George Floyd protests, I’d say to the Columbia students, keep going and keep a record.
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    my 41 year old bf just said "blues clues was too easy"
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    Replying to @ambercrollo
    Let me explain that one more time, an event that was supposed to support actors and artists invited a serial rapist who has ruined at least 87 actors lives and supported that monster over an actor in the room. They supported HIM over all the actors in the room.
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    welcomed little baby christman into the world this morning, and she is perfect. today is a great day!
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    multiple times united healthcare has rejected care because they said Matt has medicare. i have confirmed at least 3 times now that he doesn’t have medicare but it’s taken a lot of phone calls and hold time. has this happened to anyone else?