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every day I sit down to write a suicide note, and at the end of the day I tweet out the funny bits. what a ride.
barnghoul
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barnghoul
@barnghoul
ᾰ̓νήρ πολῠ́τροπος | TTRPGs, 40k and art + very online content | 1992 | everything I post is cool and smart when it's right and a joke when it's wrong | 18+
- Replying to @aethelfleds and @mauddweeb“he’s in a better place now. his papal residences, which are a step above his nice hospital room.”
- in the mage’s college this drunken nord started making clicking noises at me because I said I was from morrowind. i said "you racist piece of shit, i bet you have no idea where i'm from" and with no hesitation he said "you're probably from sadrith mora"
In the replies, pretend that Tamriel has Twitter - Replying to @ElKingGhidorahShe has kind of a horse girl phenotype. Like she can walk into a stable and form a bond with an old thoroughbred whose racing days everybody thought were behind it.
- Replying to @ClinickCasemfw Jesus thinks I'm annoying (I am destroying the space-time continuum)
- Replying to @GoodRedditI guess if you wake up in bed naked with another man you had sex with and you say “good morning” that could be considered gay in some circles
- Replying to @Comrade_WaluigiI think it has something to do with this sort of thing.
- Replying to @mishajacklesthis is the first video I’ve seen from Ted Lasso and I’m questioning why it was described to me as a comedy and not something RAs show you during orientation week
- Replying to @NakedSaviorDMX handing out n-passes like Jesus with the loaves and the fishes
- Replying to @JoshstrangehillHomer saying “you’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.” it just comes across as weird until you remember he probably heard Marge saying it when her hair was in a towel and he thought it’d apply to this situation as well.
00:00 - every day on D&D Twitter: “this is my D&D character, he’s an aromantic hypersexual touch-averse autistic non-binary half-tiefling half-triton heteromollusc with Religious Trauma/Found Family themes” “okay, what’s his character class” “character class?”
