>go back in time to hear one of Jesus's sermons in ancient hebrew
>From across the vast audience, he locks eyes with me
>says in perfect english,
"Go Home. Now."
Just to clear up a sec, I used a shoddy aramaic translator and then rewrote the result by hand so it's probably horribly translated but big J is retelling the tale of the prodigal son. Also sorry for the shoddy aramaic I kinda rushed it because the insp was fresh