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How to be a beautiful moose:
- be a moose
- dont take anyones crap
- if anyone gets near you, gore them repeatedly with your antlers
- stomp on them too
- make friends with flying squirrel
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elf™
@baconelf
Born, then did stuff. Smol woodland creature. Stealer of your keys, socks, & many foods. Hater of coconut. I ❤️ Moosens.
- they are human garbage. you dont just throw out a person when things are difficult. i was adopted so i get it. its a very long, tough road and i dont have the double whammy of autism. i really feel for the kid.
- Replying to @NotSwagy and @RexChapmanThrow away your own vote if you wish, dont discount others. Folks have died to ensure that we can vote. Think long and hard about your statement and why its flat out wrong.
- Replying to @KaylaSolosU and @xgigglypuffcome get your participation award, Kayla:
- 40 foot tower? 80 foot tower...folks will see that sucker from a mile away, plus as per FCC every 75 feet on a tower...it needs a light...
- Replying to @HeatherThomasAFi really think now the big push is to make PR a state after the election...
- Replying to @JW_Branding @AOC and @realDonaldTrumpLooks like we found Jacob Wohls secret twitter account...
