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Alvin Newsome
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Alvin Newsome
@alvinsights
Memphian in DFW. Standup comic. Husband, Dad, Vol 🍊, & ΑΦΑ🤙🏾-MI-FA04. HBO Max Second Chance Stage S1E5. Buy my album: smithmusic.ffm.to/662582896824
- I guess I’m a old cause pot roast sounds way more appealing to me than the Henny crab leg Alfredo dishes y’all be throwing on the Gram.
- Replying to @DragonflyJonezI’ve never seen canoodling until this hit the TL. They was real life canoodling like they was in they own romantic comedy
- I’m sorry this been killing me all day cause she nailed a whole subset of female Comicview comics from the 90’s 😂😂😂😂😂😂Ego Nwodim shares her stand up alter ego on SNL Weekend Update.
- My boy you are also a certified pedophile so I think you might wanna sit this one outThe halftime show you just watched is clearly the regime’s response to Trump’s historic gains with black men.Readers added contextKendrick Lamar was announced as the halftime show several months before Trump won people.com/kendrick-lamar…
- Congratulations we’ve let the dumbest people who ain’t been to anybody’s medical school usher in a return of diseases we’d pretty much eradicated.BREAKING: An unvaccinated school-aged child in Texas has died of measles, the first associated with an outbreak that has infected more than 100 people. abcnews.link/ZERg86p
- The funniest part to me was his name was Elon 😂😂😂
- This fake concern conversation about EBT and junk food just lets me know that some of yall really letting the billionaires win. Cause why does what a person spend their benefits on bother you and not the conditions where they need benefits to begin with not upset you???
- Replying to @waouwwaouwWait wait wait! You found a McDonald’s with a working ice cream machine????
- Blake Griffin gotta fight someone for this
- RFK Jr is proof white families have hotep uncles tooI didn't leave the Democratic Party — the Democratic left me.
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