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@allhatnoplay
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Sydney, New South Wales
Joined April 2012
- Kate Middleton breaks cover: Smiling Princess of Wales is pictured during visit to farm shop in image that will silence the conspiracy theorists
- Woah they do this every day? This is extremely creepy
- Replying to @thomas_violence0 - freezing 10 - cold 20 - mild 30 - pretty hot 40 - very hot Yee haw, this is incomprehensible
- Really touching stuff from marrickville metro. Liz would’ve loved the smidmore st extension I just know it
- Replying to @bufordsharkley and @thomas_violenceIt’s not just a ‘weather scale’ though is it? Those numbers are for cooking the various meats! What child doesn’t know that 75 is the safe internal temperature for chicken
- Replying to @KLobstarMonthly twitter competition for who can summon the most bots with a single tweet. Elon has to give the winner a little velvet bag of apartheid emeralds
- PM scott morrison travels to cyclone-ravaged WA. Having learnt his lesson about forcing survivors to give him handshakes, he instead opts to shoot an awkward hi-vis aerobics video then get booed by 50,000 spectators at the footy
- Replying to @realonlineboyWriting ‘doesn’t know pie means pizza’ in my big list of ‘weaknesses to use against them in the robot uprising’
- Seducing allyce just so I can see her unique bed frame irl
- Replying to @punished_stuNew horseshoe theory: there’s a certain level of extreme wealth you can hit where suddenly the only places you can go look like somewhere gangs of Victorian hobos once hunted rats to eat
- Replying to @eeesssjjjTouching. Looks like this was one of his final acts
