It’s not just a ‘weather scale’ though is it? Those numbers are for cooking the various meats! What child doesn’t know that 75 is the safe internal temperature for chicken
Monthly twitter competition for who can summon the most bots with a single tweet. Elon has to give the winner a little velvet bag of apartheid emeralds
PM scott morrison travels to cyclone-ravaged WA. Having learnt his lesson about forcing survivors to give him handshakes, he instead opts to shoot an awkward hi-vis aerobics video then get booed by 50,000 spectators at the footy
New horseshoe theory: there’s a certain level of extreme wealth you can hit where suddenly the only places you can go look like somewhere gangs of Victorian hobos once hunted rats to eat