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THIS was the most popular song of 1924 (I can’t believe how ignorant society was)
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- Seeing sweet old Fred Willard say the N word a dozen different ways in a totally above board pass-given context is a really beautiful thing
00:00 - Watched Oppenheimer with my parents. They covered their ears for 5 minutes before the bomb went off, as if it might explode suddenly at any moment, and as if it would be as loud as a real bomb
- Why would he resign over this? What is less gay than fleeing a 25 man orgy? The gay thing to do would be to run towards it
- I don’t care about the picture, we need the audio
00:00 - Asked this guy if I could get a picture of his shirt. He said “I think I got it on Temu. It distracts from my beer gut.” I responded “it’s sick, I might have to get one” and he said “I can’t wear anything normal. I have PTSD— Pretty Tired of Stupid Democrats!”
- This guy at my old gym always worked out wearing a fedora on top of a visor, and drank hot sauce straight from the bottle between sets. I saw him do it dozens of times over a few months. I watched him drink the sauce. Never water, only sauce
- Uber Eats is using AI for pictures of food. It doesn’t know that “pie” means pizza, and it invented a brand of ranch dressing called “Lelnach”
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?- Insane bathroom door at this dermatologist’s office. It feels like it’s supposed to be a joke, but it isn’t. I re-read it over and over and started to feel insane. “What am I missing?” But there’s nothing. It’s just a groundhog telling his friend the bathroom is really great
- It’s so funny that Shawn Michaels’ WWE character was “ladies’ man who the girls love” and not “the gayest guy to ever live”
- Replying to @realonlineboyIt genuinely warms my heart to see this clip uniting people of all ethnicities in agreement that watching Fred Willard say the n word is funny
- I am a mosh innovator. In 6 months, you’ll see this move in every pit
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