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- I already forgave myself for them loans. The government needs to catch up
- White Lady on the elevator asks me what floor, so I tell her and she goes “ohh penthouse, well at least if there’s a fire I’ll get out before you” who tf says something like that to a complete stranger… 🙄
- Drinking the “blood” of jesus every first Sunday is absolutely a ritual.we don’t do Rituals in Christianity, all that you need to be a Christian is already in you, in the Bible, texts and worship.Readers added contextChristianity is characterised by many rituals including: baptism, communion, prayer, and religious celebration rituals. christianeducatorsacademy.com/what-are-some-…
- “I’ll pay Monday off to keep the weekday at bay if it means another coffee, another nap with you..” 😮💨 a real poetic lover!yeah, my bf posted this for our anniversary. no big deal, super casual!
- Niggas: I got a lot going on What’s going on: another bitch
- Nah, they deadass went to recess for almost a MONTH and there is no stimulus package, no extra unemployment, and evictions are happening.
- Tap to pay on the baby’s toys is crazy. We are really in 2024 lolMy son trying to pay for his groceries with a drivers license…he is going to JAIL
- WHY is everyone’s car lights so bright these days??
- there’s a war on sexy right now we gotta fight backheels to day parties would be banned in my dictatorship.
- “Gas tank on E, but all dranks on me” -a proverb
- 😮💨😮💨😮💨 this color is so crisp
- The temperature is rising ladiesssss. It’s almost wear less and go out more season!
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