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@clur19
extra dirty, extra olives.
Kentucky, USA
Joined January 2011
Gummy birth control. Why aren’t we working harder on this?- Your girlfriend doesn’t want heart shaped jewelry, I promise you. If you read this and still think she wants something heart shaped, I am willing to help you find something that isn’t ugly. This is my act of service to my fellow women.
- When I was 14, a boy told me I had the body shape/type of a gingerbread man, and last night he tried to get me to go home with him as if I do not remember what he said to me 7 years ago.
- All these parents are crying dropping off their freshman children at college as if they’re not going to be picking them back up in three weeks
- my little brother absolutely putting in the WORK to give us a good thanksgiving
- Do you think when Taylor Swift wrote “maybe I asked for too much” it was about her trying to get Jake Gyllenhaal to shower
- I can’t believe my parents let me be my own person instead of forcing me to play sports or take some kind of lesson, because now I’m an adult who has no hobbies and no talent.
- yeah, my bf posted this for our anniversary. no big deal, super casual!
- Isn't it the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you're forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the ammonium thioglycolate? And wouldn’t someone who’s had, say, 30 perms in their life be well aware of this rule???
- man if twitter is this fun when the pope gets chosen, imagine what it’ll be like when IT™️ happens
