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Chocolate Sips Kahlua
@WizKahlua
Keep scraping by like the Piragua guy, but I'm livin. My life is a dumpster fire, but that still means it's a lil bit lit tho. MSU Alumna, model, HR, Scientist
Chicago, IL
Joined February 2013
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    Replying to @_ItsMissBre
    Lawd Jesus. Was he Nigerian??
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    I cant wait for this β€œpay hundreds of dollars to look poor” era of fashion goes away. πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
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    My granddaddy is officially an MLB player. Thats pretty dope πŸ₯°πŸ˜­
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    Im afraid for my job to go maskless. Only a smooth 20% of us are any level of conventionally attractive. Shit, the girl we just hired looks like Payton Pritchard, but with the mask, her eyes give Billie Eilish. I love/need that for her.
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    Chancellor the Rapper will ALWAYS kill it in a music challenge. Hes like 10-0 at this point
    .@chancetherapper sings a mashup of "What" songs in Mega Mix! #ThatsMyJam Catch an all-new episode of That’s My Jam Tuesday, March 21 at 10/9C after @NBCTheVoice!
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    Replying to @Adolfhibsta
    yes, and a bunch of other shit out my name
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    Dating a poster sucks. All you tryna do is get your lil jokes off, and there they go, posting to their ~3k followers about how insatiable your big, fat, super-soaker moose knuckle pussy is. I hate it here! 😫
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    Holy shit I just quit my job
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    DJ Envy jokes aside, friendly reminder that its only gay if there is literally a man attached to the sexual interaction.
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    Replying to @SixBrownChicks
    Q3. My 26-y-o husband hurt his leg at work, so he games all day. Instead of using his walker to relieve himself, he pees in bottles. He promised to stop. Then a fellow gamer scammed him out of $1,200 (MY credit card) for a "painless DIY catheter" device. Please help. #SBCCHAT
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    Like, can you imagine arguing w/ someone and that bitch pullin out a text scroll as proof? Shits wild.
    You can get your texts printed out on scrolls. tx.to
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    White Twitter is usually a strange place, but the Second Civil War Letters hashtag has been on point πŸ˜‚πŸ€£