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wanderlust
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wanderlust
@_ItsMissBre
Jayden the Teen and Jameson of Asgard's momma. DJ. Terror. Professional Facerider. Pronouns: She/Her/ ThatNigga. #BreastCancer SURVIVOR. $MrsBre.
- Every morning he crawls in my bed and says: “Is the breash cancher gone?”
- I’ve been asking my man for money every few days. I’m saving it for his PS5. He is about to pay for his own shit.
- I made it though surgery!!!Surgery day. Let’s beat cancers ass!
- DENTAL CARE IS HEALTHCARE. It should be TRULY covered. Teeth are bones!!!!!Tell me your most radical position that cannot be placed on the left-right political spectrum
- I’m wearing shorts. Again. My momma told me my legs were to fat for shorts and I stopped when I was a teenager. I’m 37. Be kind with what you say to your kids.
- Instead of crying or yelling, my son screamed “YOU BETRAYED ME!” as he got his shots.
- When I tell you this made me stop dead in my tracks this morning.
00:00 - The police questioned the intruders ON HER COUCH.Shanay Porter came home to two burglars in her Raleigh apartment this week. Tonight, she tells us, because the intruders were white the incident was downplayed by police. #abc11 AT 11
- Jayden wants her nose pierced. These are the reasons. She’s turning 15 next week. The answer was already yes.
- So we did a quiet getaway to Charleston on the dinner boat he asked me to marry him like this: Waiter: what will your wife be having? Me: I’m just his girlfriend thanks though Waiter: oh wow. Y’all look so perfect together what are you waiting for? Him: *gets down on one knee*
