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Salutations & respect.
The Pious Heretic.
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The Pious Heretic.
@VerbaIPugilist
And before time demands our goodbye, can you sing me a last lullaby?
Joined January 2022
- Lmao. No way you're telling me someone that's fighting this hard to rig elections and perpetuate violence is doing it because he loves the country so much and wants to serve. No way in hell.
- Candidate missed their interview today. Called to give them a nudge and she talk say she dey Shiloh. Spectacular stuff.
- Replying to @neosvyI nearly threw my phone at the wall. Lmao.
- LMAOOOOOO. I remember tweets like this about PO years back. Election time reach and boys begin roll out words like 'pragmatic' and 'realistic'.
- Jade Osiberu is not an illiterate nor is she a dull person. She's very enlightened and eloquent. If she's choosing to use the term 'messiah', it isn't a coincidence. It is very deliberate. Whatever argument you're presenting to her is a colossal waste of time.
- Travelling abroad and pretending not to understand what Nigerians mean when they say certain things >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why are people acting like a Ph.D at 27 isn't possible in Nigeria though? Ewo ni gbogbo "Nigeria takes so much from you?"
- Lmao. Food sha. Men won't stop crying about who'll cook for them, women won't stop crying about there not being food on a date. We like food die for this country.Lmaooo as a Nigerian, talking about coffee dates is so funny. I’d rather you take me to eat amala pls.
- Again, it's incredible how people see such gestures and the first thing that immediately comes to mind is how to be on the receiving end. Not how they can be this type of person to someone. Our proclivity for self-centredness is unparalleled.
- I'm sorry but women expressing shock and outrage at the possibility of someone collecting money and gifts from a partner without any plans of having anything serious with them is cracking me up. Is it a case of lack of self awareness or pure hypocrisy because...
GIF 
GIF- Think I fully came alive to it during NYSC. Served in Enugu. During Èké Market days, native Igbo speakers bought stuff at lower prices than we non-Igbos. And it was the most confusing thing. Eventually had to start sending our Igbo colleagues to buy stuff on our behalf.I used to be in denial (and downplay it) but we are a tribalistic country. Know this and know peace.
- Imagine say your boyfriend dey call BAT hin idol 😭😭😭
- Tweet is funnier when you realise a 20yr old tweeted it.“I’m into marketing” “I’m a Data Analyst” Proceeds to find their socials And all I can see is rants🫠 How do you expect me to take you seriously?
