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midnight bartender 🍸
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midnight bartender 🍸
@Chidaluuu_
Film/TV Writer. Reader. Feminist. Sagittarius AF. I’m just here to laugh tbh.
- I truly don't get how men can watch this and choose to troll him. He's fighting for YOU. He's making himself vulnerable for YOU. Dumb pieces of shit.Terry Crews speaks to Congress about toxic masculinity.
00:00 - Ozempic allegations for a 23 yo is so funny. All you need to lose weight at that age is a stressful month. 😭Ice Spice just posted her workout routine in order to beat the ozempic allegations 😭😭 x.com/copiumx/status…
- Men are built so different because if someone shoved me the way she did the first time, for whatever reason, I might just find the nearest balcony and jump off it. 😭😭Nigerian men are so annoying 😭😭😭
00:00 - The fact that there are elders willing to bond with the kids over this crazy stuff will always be so pure to me.See wetin Gen Z granddaughter turn Alhaji to 😭😭😭
00:00 - This could be about at least 7 countries.
- My toxic trait is that once a Pastor is accused of a crime, I instantly believe. 😭
- This app. One person celebrating 8 years of celibacy and another one celebrating 28 orgasms in 2 hours. Everybody with the one wey dey do them fr. 😭
- Lmaoooo. Tinubu thinking of how to attack Lekki Toll without accidentally killing a billionaire's child. #EndSARS
- Lmao one of my uncles said “The good die young so once in a while he does something bad to extend his life.” He ate so bad w that.Apart from “life is short” what other line do you use before you make bad decisions? 😂
- It would make me the best friend this world has ever witnessed.Does money make you a better friend? I honestly think so.
- Yes because why were they taking us to their enemies’ houses and warning us not to eat? They tryna kill us? Why are we here then??i think our generation is better at boundaries than our parents sha.
- Mind you all we made was enemies 😭
