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My friend just got promoted at her abuja job
I guess she’s climbing the corporate gwagwa ladder
Sora-Soke
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Sora-Soke
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- Honestly, if women had their way, they would enter your body and wear you like cloth.
- This stat is insane. It means people heard this song and were like “chill who the fuck is this...”
- Are you guys ready for the best cat picture of all time? You're welcome.
- IMO, if your girlfriend says (or hints) that receiving flowers are a symbol of romance to her, then what you should do is get her flowers. Not pull up charts and data arguing on how flowers are a westernized tradition or how capitalism keeps winning. Pick your battles, man.
- I just realized I’ve never heard any Nigerian policeman read someone their rights.
- No one: Proverbs: You fool.
- 4 Ejikems? In this economy?
- If you live alone, a whole day could pass without you realizing you haven’t actually used your voice or said a word.
- Buying sneakers when your account is low so at least you can see your New Balance 😍😍😍
- Just asked my Akara woman to add jara but she refused. Apparently, fi sii is no longer fi siible
- Replying to @suchapeach and @lyemcflyThe most interesting country you can live in is…imagination 😋
- I can’t wait for this thing to escalate into a full blown protest against bad governance.
