TooGooden18
31 posts
- Brandon Nimmo has told me he's working on a new batting stance focused on the far right of the batters box. He's calling it, Project 2025.
Wow, they did a Jeopardy category about my friends- NEWS: Superagent Scott Boras is working with Billionaire Elon Musk to direct former federal employee's salaries to Pete Alonso to make up for the money lost by overplaying his hand in free agency. This would then allow the Mets to sign Alonso for pennies on the dollar.
- I polled employees from all 32 MLB teams and they unanimously voted Juan Soto the worst free agent contract of the offseason. *Note the employees polled range from janitors to concession workers and even as high up as ticket sales reps.
- In a clear act of defiance of President Trump and DOGE's DEI elimination, the Mets announced their 2025 DEI Theme Nights.
- The meeting between Cohen, Stearns, Boras & Alonso was supposed to take place at the Trop, but instead took place at Steinbrenner Field.
- The Mets have released their 2025 promotion schedule. It includes Drag Queen Story Hour and Big Gay Choir, as well as Ment Bashoona and Wuspoore Womer.
- Yet again, look who had it first.NEWS: Superagent Scott Boras is working with Billionaire Elon Musk to direct former federal employee's salaries to Pete Alonso to make up for the money lost by overplaying his hand in free agency. This would then allow the Mets to sign Alonso for pennies on the dollar.
- NEWS: Elon Musk's DOGE has its sights set on cutting Mets spending. In an email obtained by the @NatlInquirer, a 20 year old hired from Discord has ordered Mets owner, Steve Cohen, to cease all spending. Payroll dump trades are likely & contract termination for players & staff.
- Pete Alonso got in some infield work today on the back fields.
- BREAKING: Elon Musk is threatening to take over the Mets and eliminate all DEI Events and Theme Games.
In a clear act of defiance of President Trump and DOGE's DEI elimination, the Mets announced their 2025 DEI Theme Nights. - Replying to @JeffPassanJeff, it was me. I didn't vote for Ichiro. I owned up to it.
