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National Inquirer

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National Inquirer

@NatlInquirer

A very real periodical that employs @TooGooden17. A great publication. We do NOT hire retards.

Joined February 2023

National Inquirer
@NatlInquirer
Jan 22, 2025
We are aware of the controversy surrounding the BBWAA HOF ballot of our very own @TooGooden17. We fully support his ballot choices and as a result, we would like to take this opportunity to announce his promotion to senior VP beat writer of the New York Mets.
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National Inquirer
@NatlInquirer
Jan 22, 2025
Our very own @TooGooden17 got suspended.
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National Inquirer
@NatlInquirer
Nov 22, 2024
We are pleased to announce that our Employee of the Month for November is none other than Mark Gooden! This marks @TooGooden17's 11th consecutive month as Employee of the month this year!
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National Inquirer
@NatlInquirer
Jan 1, 2025
Replying to @NatlInquirer
Total shocker...It's a clean sweep! We are thrilled to announce that our Employee of the Month for December is none other than Mark Gooden! This marks @TooGooden17's 12th consecutive month as Employee of the month this year!
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National Inquirer
@NatlInquirer
Jan 22, 2025
Well he was Employee of the Month 12 times in 2024. If we didn't promote him, we risked losing him to our rival, the @NatEnquirer.
Faye Kaname
@FayeKaname75416
Jan 22, 2025
Replying to @NatlInquirer and @TooGooden17
This guy makes one of the stupidest votes in the history of Hall of Fame votes and you promote him?
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National Inquirer
@NatlInquirer
Jan 23, 2025
There is an imposter pretending to be Mark Gooden @TooGooden19 is a fake The only real accounts associated with @TooGooden17 are @NatlInquirer & @TooGooden18 If @TooGooden17 is not unsuspended, Mark Gooden will use @TooGooden18 Until then report @TooGooden19 & all other fakes
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National Inquirer
@NatlInquirer
Aug 27, 2024
Excuse me, the National Inquirer is a world renowned credible publication.
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