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I'm returning to @edfringe in 2026 with my (funny) show about naughty jokes and war and speech and Tony Blair and Nazis.
16:25 at Monkey @BarrelComedy from August 3rd.
Book now (please) edfringe.com/tickets/whats-…
Tom Ballard
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Tom Ballard
@TomCBallard
Komedian. Sven in #Deadloch. 2026 tour on sale now. Co-host @SeriousDangerAU: a podcast about the @Greens.
- Stop complaining ABC your job is easy just make great content with no money that everybody loves but that doesn’t compete with commercial media and fearlessly hold to account the people in government who control your budgets and don’t think you should exist
- After listening to the calls to boycott the @sydney_festival over its decision to accept funding from and partner with the Embassy of Israel, I have decided to withdraw from my scheduled performance at the Festival's Gala Comedy Night, in solidarity.
- If you put needles in strawberries, you are scaring children and YOU ARE A GRUB. If you keep children on a prison island and make them want to kill themselves, you get a trophy.
- Put 👏 all 👏 politicians 👏 on 👏 the 👏 minimum 👏 wage 👏
- We have the dumbest media in the whole entire worldA big address from Anthony Albanese... but where's the Australian flag? 🧐🇦🇺 MORE: 2gb.com/barely-visible…
00:00 - Credit to Morrison for not letting sex scandals distract his government from their focus on keeping people living below the poverty line
- To be fair it's pretty impressive that Alan Jones still hasn't died of shame
- Please don’t run me overYou are pathetic. I feel sorry for you
The pile on against Margaret Court is a national disgrace & against all we cherish & celebrate in this country including free speech, freedom of religious values. Honouring high achievement at this time is important. Cancelling history is not the right path. Learning from it is.- Imagine thinking you deserve credit for taking children out of a torture camp that you proudly funded and defended for years and after previously spending shitloads of money on court cases fighting the removal of children from that same torture camp no thanks into the bin
- “Militant unions” = unions that do anything
- If I were running for public office, I would simply know all the answers to all the questions, then everyone would like me and I would win.
- Imagine thinking of being banned from the Liberal Party for life as a punishment
