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Ok. So, I can’t do a handstand and also simultaneously do the splits. 🙄 BUT, I can do this (for a little added encouragement for the markets and China) #pftour22
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Ted Seifried
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Ted Seifried
@TheTedSpread
VP and Chief Market Strategist of Zaner Ag Hedge. Trading commodity futures and options involves substantial risk of loss and is not suitable for all investors.
- I’ve averaged 14 ounces of steak a day over the last 4 days... Suburban Chicago woman: Ewww, that’s gross. You’re gonna die. AgTwitter: Why only 14 ounces? 🤨 Life is better here. 😊
- With the pro farmer crop tour about to kick off you might be asking yourself… what’s the f*cking point? I know. I do every year. This will be my 10th tour in a row, 11th overall. That means my 10th year in a row spending my birthday and my kids first day of school away from
- Miner County SD. Worst beans so far. Corn yield check 130. Quotes from the car: “none of this sh*t is gonna f’n make it!” “South Dakota is in f’n trouble”
- “Good morning glory, think it’ll reindeer?” A silly little thing my dad would say to me when I was growing up. I wish I could hear it one more time. Rest In Peace dad. I love you. 🥰
- Does this mean we’re all going full hooker headers and racing exhaust?BREAKING: EPA Moves to End the Authority of the Federal Government’s to Regulate Vehicle Emissions
- Maybe some will grow back, but the bald spots were getting bigger and hair was falling out in chunks. So... I present to you, Post Covid Ted. For a good laugh on a Saturday 😉 #EmojiMan
- Ok, enough... @CNN is complete trash. Their unrelenting and unfounded attack against a standing President of the United States of America is disgusting and borderline treasonous. I’m embarrassed that I ever agreed to be a guest analyst on this Communist News Network. Never again.
- I’m sittin in a been field trying to think of where I’d rather be on my 40th birthday... 🤔 Crop Tour!!! #pftour20
- Does Pioneer make cookies now?What do you think, does my cookie have a pollination issue?👀
- Replying to @chief321 and @realDonaldTrumpWho has time for detales
