Salami (@TOluwatobiii) / X

Salami

6,614 posts

Salami

@TOluwatobiii

“The secret of happiness is to see all the marvels of the world, and never to forget the drops of oil on the spoon.”

In the hands of God

Joined April 2024

Salami
@TOluwatobiii
Mar 3, 2025
This subtle normalization of wrong when it’s being done by women will always turn my head If I get a jersey personally signed by Messi and I find out it has been turned to rag without my consent, Wallahi I’d be so annoyed Everybody is going to have a miserable day that day
Chxta
@Chxta
Mar 3, 2025
I once had a Juve jersey, personally signed by Alex Del Piero when I met him in 2006. Then I married a girl. One day, the jersey vanished. A year later, I found it, or rather, I stepped on it when I came out of the shower. I'm still crying... 😢
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Salami
@TOluwatobiii
Apr 2, 2025
The way the female mind works ehn is just funny They are never the problem. It always some external factor It just so happens that all the men she’s meeting lately are all nonchalant… 😂😂😂
Oluwatobi 🎀
@_tobyblush
Apr 2, 2025
Idk why God keeps sending inconsistent and nonchalant men my way. What have I done to deserve this?
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Salami
@TOluwatobiii
Jun 23, 2025
Lmao this is how every short person in Nigeria thinks. They are always on guard unnecessarily Nobody is out to ride you Abeg Short people and their “everybody is out to ride me” attitude 😂😂
Aridunu || Virtual Assistant
@Aridunu_jones
Jun 22, 2025
As a babe that looks smaller than her age, I can tell you that your only option is to be loud. Be strict too. Don’t smile too much. Everybody will try to ride you, na you no go gree
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Salami
@TOluwatobiii
May 26, 2025
Lmao I like that we hold ourselves to great standards in the SW sha cuz Dapo Abiodun or even Adeleke would have seen HELL if he was being celebrated for something like this😂😂
EJIKEME🇳🇴🇳🇬
@ejykmykel1
May 26, 2025
This is what we call Transformation. Not the paparazzi happening in Enugu. God Bless Alex Otti.
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Salami
@TOluwatobiii
Jan 30, 2025
Look at the roads, the gutters, the streets Low quality elites fr!!!
Dami’ Adenuga
@DAMIADENUGA
Jan 30, 2025
He toured the most expensive houses in Ikoyi. What do you think?
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Salami
@TOluwatobiii
Jun 19, 2024
A good portion of Nigerians are inherently socialist sha. I've seen this thing play out with friends, lecturers, older ones etc easy solution is to just patronize the cheaper person, but because of our innate love for socialism, the next thing is to scream price control Lmao
Foundational Nupe Lawyer
@egi_nupe
Jun 19, 2024
This week, I bought a pack of malt 12,300 and a pack of water 1,750. When I needed more, I went to another place and the person sold a pack of malt 11,300 and water 1,500. Both are wholesales stores, same location but different prices for same products. Price control is a must!
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Salami
@TOluwatobiii
Apr 30, 2025
You people will be reading Bible like the devil. Putting your own feeling and authority over that of scriptures... Murasi
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@iamaltstorm
Apr 29, 2025
The calling of Christians is to be Christ-like, not Paul-like. A lot of what Paul said were his own opinion, and apostle or not, Paul was a man. A human being. And human beings are fallible. Also, his letters were to churches, not a rule all Christians must follow. 1/2
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Salami
@TOluwatobiii
Nov 19, 2024
The major reason is that it helps women maintain their plausible deniability. They can say that you're overreaching when they don't like you or say that they were just being their normal selves and thats how they are with everyone when you don't catch the HINTS LMAO
jesse alordiah 44DB
@jessealordiah
Nov 18, 2024
a babe that’s really interested in you and a babe that just wants to be friends with nothing more move the exact same way with their “hints”
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Salami
@TOluwatobiii
Apr 17, 2025
Pastors are too powerless.… what does it mean?!?? Are we asking them to change the constitution?? Speak up, mount pressure on the president to do something about the situation. Is that too much for them to do??
Nillionaire.ts 🇳🇬
@igboonaija3
Apr 16, 2025
She is right.... pastors are too powerless in this situation
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Salami
@TOluwatobiii
Jul 18, 2025
One thing I've realised is that a lot of people jus don't care. They want to beat their kids, they want to be allowed and able to beat their kids. They don't care about charts or whatever you say. You can literally show them how wrong they are and they won't care Lmao
Supernova Momma
@SupernovaMomma
Jul 18, 2025
Lmao. Y’all really do not understand gentle/conscious/positive parenting 1) Control the environment. Remove the Fanta from the child’s sight & reach. 2) Redirect. Instead of saying, "No, Stop, &Don't," redirect to a "Do." What can she have? 3) 19 month olds need regulation
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Salami
@TOluwatobiii
Jun 23, 2025
Replying to @rhawpen
Lmao Short person detected 😂😂😂
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Salami
@TOluwatobiii
Jan 16, 2025
The essence of God in the life of a believer loses its meaning the moment there's an aspect of that believer’s life that is not orchestrated by God.
Duke Of Idanre🤴 (FKJW)
@Iam_akinbusola
Jan 16, 2025
God is not the one doing NYSC Posting That is the foundation you must first accept.
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Salami
@TOluwatobiii
Jan 30, 2025
You see women wu always wants to b excited, always wants to feel a rollercoaster of emotions, always wants to b rizzed, do not want to deal with the normal/boring phase in a relationship are the type of women you should stay away from tho They will drain nd suck your lifeforce
CHIDINMA
@cruisequeeeen
Jan 30, 2025
Everyday: how are you and how is work? Zero rizz!
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Salami
@TOluwatobiii
Dec 28, 2024
Lmao There is an elephant in the room in that tweet that a lot of Muslims dont want to address. They flog kids at Ile Kewu!!!!! Come late, you'll be flogged Cannot recite alif ba, you'll be flogged And when those kids go to church, they see the warmth, care that exist there
Foundational Nupe Lawyer
@egi_nupe
Dec 27, 2024
But this is always the case. Like 99% of Muslim men who married Christians always have their kids preferring Christianity to Islam. Thats to show the kind of power women have over children. Whatever a child will be, its 80% mother’s influence and 20% of father’s influence.
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