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The biggest trait you should look out for in a political official is their sense of care and responsibility for others.
Tinu
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Tinu
@TNU_K_
Relatable • Humane • • Esthète • •Conversationalist •
Joined February 2023
- You’ll move sideways for someone to pass then they’ll move too. Next thing, both of you are dancing salsa at Ojota bus stop.
- Replying to @ImtheAishaInside that 60k you’d be thinking of how to save to buy him a birthday present. When he says “babe, can you pay for this shoes, it’s 150k, I’ll refund you” but it’s June 20th, salary hasn’t entered & you have 9,500 left in your account 💀
- A loan app called me today and asked if I knew so-so. I affirmed. Next, the lady on the call says they are gonna post his pic telling people he’s a kidnapper & they’ll post my own number along with 4 others that we know him. The way I shut her down ehh, she won’t try me ever.
- On my last Twitter account, I mentioned a 230k credit I received in an account I had never used, paid in error to me by some stranger. I told sm1 while I processed the return via the bank & she said “If I were the one, I won’t return it because it’s from God”
- One time my dad got me angry and called us all to do his usual bible advice. Dad: open the Bible to Colossians 3. Read vs 20. Me: *reads vs 21 instead* “fathers do not provoke your children to anger…” Dad: *cuts in* no, no, no, not that one Me: *feigning ignorance* “oh”
- Replying to @MrMekzy_My friend sends me reels everyday and because of her, I have to get on IG. I’d be like “I know M would have sent me reels, let me open my IG today”. I met 89 reels the week I didn’t open the app. It’s cute that she sees something and thinks to share with me & I react/reply to all
- Replying to @NazannwaIt’s not just dollars again. When it almost happened to me, the man mentioned “stock fish” in the boot. The second time it was just “load in the boot” The common factor was the stupid argument they start after about 30secs-1min into the trip.
- Replying to @_ladizaloca_And here’s why I get mad at people cos why am I considerate and you’re not? Don’t you pick these things up?😭
- Replying to @MrMekzy_I get that more people are in lack but we know some of them try to use pity to make you sacrifice something that’s needed for you through desperate begging or hailing.
- Replying to @MarinatedTurks“Yunno I’m a man, I can’t control myself” Ehn me too I can’t control myself 🤣🤣 Let’s buy remote.
- Replying to @alexlobalobaSuffering promax But someone will come from America and say “we buy fuel for $120 here.🤣 You people are lucky. Ok come and take our luck”
- Replying to @TailorMushroomOops. A then friend informed me about an opening in their company and told me “dress well o, do makeup, these people like shiny people”. I did and was invited for a 2nd interview, same friend said “if you see the long lashes the others wore, wear lashes o”🤣My dear, I obeyed
- Mega Chicken has the best plastic takeout plate of all fast foods. You’d be assured that there’s little chance of your food pouring out. It accommodates more food, plate is firm & sits right & it’s chief when it comes to longevity. I prefer their plastic over their food 🤣🤣