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@ImtheAisha
Olariyike
Lagos, Nigeria
Born January 28
Joined September 2012
My daddy went jogging this morning, some minutes later he called me to bring the car to come and pick him up. 🤣😭- I remembered when I was in a talking stage with a man above my pay grade. My man was having problems in millions, me and my 60k salary will just saying ‘wow, omg I’m so sorry, I’ll be praying for you’. Emi mi fe bo.😒
- Some people graduated with lower degrees not because they are dull; they battled sadist lecturers, brokenness and unfavorable learning conditions.
- My dad locked my brother and my cousins up for fighting, I went to give them food, he told them to lock me up too. 😕Have you ever been arrested by the Police?
- 2012, it was on a Friday, people have been waiting for him so they went to Jumat as it’s close to the stadium. Olamide entered with ‘Talo sun e ba ji’ mosque scattered, most people didn’t Salamo.😭😂i still remember that year olamide came to unilorin 🤣🤣🤣
- Nobody is stopping you from smoking but eat well, dress well, smell nice and smash goals please.
- I take bomb pictures of my friends but when it's their turn to snap me it's either my head is missing or I look like an angry bird. Ungrateful lots.
- My ex never posted my picture only for us to break up and be plastering his babe’s pictures everywhere. Spare me that “he’s a private person “ bullshit.
- Replying to @tejumaniaThen his colleague ‘female’ now gifted him a MacBook for his birthday.🫠
- Don’t try this with a 30+ man if you don’t want to hear things like “Aisha but kini gbogbo rubbish yi now? O sha mo pe mo pe kin to sun lana, nigbati o kin she baby.”
- Replying to @ImtheAishaWhen he randomly mentioned kinikan millions they spent on his dad’s birthday. I was like what’s that? Kilo jebe? 😭😭
- You’ll not talk to me like I’m your child or younger sister, no matter how old you are.What’s an unwritten rule when dating you?
