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Joe “Stapes” Stapleton
@Stapes
Commentator: WSOP/ESPN Stand-Up: whoever asks MGR: Ted Bender @ Artists 1st Commercials: Adam Lieblein @ Eris Talent Agent: Brian Ballsbaugh @ Poker Royalty
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    Joe “Stapes” Stapleton
    @Stapes
    May 14
    Now I’m seeing this post in the clear light of day, I want to recognize what an honor it is and how excited I am to be a part of this world class brand and team. We’re going to have a lot of fun on poker’s biggest stage and hopefully make it even bigger.
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    WSOP - World Series of Poker
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    May 13
    For 15 years, Joe Stapleton has been one of the most recognizable voices in poker. Now, he’s bringing that energy exclusively to WSOP. Welcome to the biggest stage in poker @Stapes 👏 👏
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    Joe “Stapes” Stapleton
    @Stapes
    Oct 20, 2025
    Replying to @cturnbull1968
    90% of conservatism is not being able to recognize the differences between two things.
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    Joe “Stapes” Stapleton
    @Stapes
    Nov 19, 2016
    I went ahead and fixed @realDonaldTrump’s Hamilton tweet.
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    Joe “Stapes” Stapleton
    @Stapes
    Mar 24, 2020
    Donald Trump is going to kill millions of people because you didn’t want to elect a lady who ran ONE pedophilia ring out of a pizza place.
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    Joe “Stapes” Stapleton
    @Stapes
    Sep 24, 2019
    It’s not too late to change your kid’s name from Khaleesi to Greta.
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    Joe “Stapes” Stapleton
    @Stapes
    Apr 20, 2019
    The saddest three words you can ask in a poker room: Where’s the ATM?
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    Joe “Stapes” Stapleton
    @Stapes
    Jul 27, 2021
    Alright, my babies. Last year I worked on a movie as a poker consultant. This here...is the trailer. It would really mean a lot to me if you'd give it a watch, and if it seems interesting, maybe...dare I say....a retweet?
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    Focus Features
    @FocusFeatures
    Jul 27, 2021
    Redemption is the long game. Martin Scorsese presents a film by Paul Schrader. @CardCounterFilm is only in theaters September 10.
    The Card Counter
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    The Card Counter
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    Joe “Stapes” Stapleton
    @Stapes
    May 4, 2019
    Marry me.
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    Joe “Stapes” Stapleton
    @Stapes
    Sep 17, 2020
    Good lord, Chris Rock.
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    Dan Price
    @DanPriceSeattle
    Sep 16, 2020
    Chris Rock sums it up nicely nytimes.com/2020/09/16/art…
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    Joe “Stapes” Stapleton
    @Stapes
    Jun 27, 2022
    HOLY. SHIT.
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    Joe “Stapes” Stapleton
    @Stapes
    May 4, 2020
    Reminder: Trump has been literally wrong about literally everything for the past four years.
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    The Hill
    @thehill
    May 3, 2020
    #BREAKING: Trump predicts US will have coronavirus vaccine by year's end hill.cm/J7tHts8
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    Joe “Stapes” Stapleton
    @Stapes
    Jul 19, 2024
    Replying to @Brittymigs
    Sometimes you gotta separate the art from the legs.
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    Joe “Stapes” Stapleton
    @Stapes
    Oct 2, 2020
    Maybe he was telling the Proud Boys to stand by with a ventilator.
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    Joe “Stapes” Stapleton
    @Stapes
    Jun 12, 2017
    He claimed in court he’s playing a character. Shine a light on Ali G, Jiminy Glick, or Miss Piggy next!
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    Megyn Kelly
    @megynkelly
    Jun 12, 2017
    POTUS's been on & praises @RealAlexJones' show. He's giving Infowars a WH press credential. Many don't know him; our job is 2 shine a light.